Story of the Day:

Dgener8puf [2:47 PM]: hahahaha, today in my management class...my professor was asking us what motivates us to do work and stuff
Dgener8puf [2:47 PM]: and he asked me what #1 on my list was
Dgener8puf [2:47 PM]: and I was like "Surprisingly, it's laziness...cuz the sooner I get my work done, the sooner I can go back to being lazy." and he was like "I've taught this class for (however long) and that's the strangest answer I've ever gotten."